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June 1st, 2003, 07:37 AM
#1
HB Forum Owner
So, I have Rainman checked into my hotel. I mean it. Except he doesn't appear to have any compensating savant capabilites.
And he's aparently in love with me. He has called the desk at least 20 times now. Not to mention stopping down to talk to me. My maintenance guy and my security guy have taken to "distracting" him when he stops down at the desk. They're throwing themselves on the guest to save me.
Oh, yeah, it's that bad. He's invited me up to his room three times for drinks and pizza.
This guy obviously had mental difficulties before someone fed him mixed drinks tonight. The drinks didn't help.
Dan stopped by to visit me, and saw this guy in action. See, now, if Dan really loved me, he would have taken this guy to a strip club and gotten him a hooker, wouldn't he?
I just told him to stop calling me at the desk, that I had work to do. And I do. I think I'll go do my work.
Why do I attract the lunatics? (Look at Dan as a for instance... [img]wink.gif[/img] )
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June 1st, 2003, 12:24 PM
#2
Inactive Member
Well, "Birds of a feather..."
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June 1st, 2003, 07:17 PM
#3
Inactive Member
Point. Gem.
See, eris, we don't have these problems in F&B...heh...
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June 1st, 2003, 09:00 PM
#4
HB Forum Owner
Right. You guys CAUSE these problems in F&B. First you get them drunk, then you leave and let the front desk deal with them.
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June 2nd, 2003, 03:00 PM
#5
Inactive Member
Hey...the LAW says we have to close the bars...the law doesn't say anything about having to close the front desk... [img]wink.gif[/img]
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June 3rd, 2003, 07:31 AM
#6
HB Forum Owner
I don't necessarily want to close the front desk, I just want to be able to make fun of the people that deserve it to their faces...
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June 3rd, 2003, 09:09 AM
#7
Inactive Member
do it on halloween. and wear a good costume. they'll never know.
and if they question it, just say it was part of the costume.
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June 4th, 2003, 06:46 AM
#8
HB Forum Owner
Yeah, but *you* try finding a good halloween costume that incorporates ones glasses...
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June 5th, 2003, 10:38 PM
#9
Inactive Member
Dress up as Harry potter. Point a pen at them and say "Avada Kedavra!" then act disappointed when nothing happens.
Attempt "Stupify!" until they go away.
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June 6th, 2003, 09:47 AM
#10
HB Forum Owner
What if they've already been stupidified?
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